Harriet 'Marge' Harman was named parliamentarian of the year at the annual Spectator parliamentary awards yesterday announcing "I am never going to run to be Prime Minister."
Politician of the year went to Peter 'Montgomery' Mandelburns which shows how the panel value sleaze, slime and manipulation in a politician.
Alistair 'Smithers' Darling won survivor of the year and stated he had two reasons for being unpopular as he now "owned four banks" and joked: "Things were going absolutely fine until I walked through the doors of Number 11."
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